i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
(via nyct0-philia)
| Girl Pockets: | can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint. |
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| Boy's Pockets: | Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter. |
(Source: skate-high, via kisssmeinsideout)
(via ablueraft)
my hands are cold can I warm them up in your pants
(Source: kleemoney, via patchezohulahan)
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
(via s-lasania)
(via whatyouseeisme)
(Source: purrstephanie, via onek4rma)
(via shakingpalms)
| Plot Twist: | I actually want someone to cuddle me more than I want someone to fuck me right now. |
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(Source: zanessa-jelenafairy)
I just want a text or call or facebook message or carrier pidgeon or fucking anything please
at this point it seems like you just don’t care
MY LIFE
(via kisssmeinsideout)
